Portland Signs *SPEAK*

Signs in Portland are something else. Really.

I only managed to jot a few gems down that I saw during my short trip, but they are all winners.

Enjoy your weekend everybody.

1. We're so excited we wet our plants (Personal residence entrance sign attached above steps to front door)
2. Midwives help people out (prominent bumper sticker)
3. Reunite families, Abolish ICE, Practice radical care (random window sign)
4. The Gates (the name of a gated community)
5. No Justice, No piece (pizza place)
6. Tip your barista. Not your bank. (Umquah Bank advertising no-fee atm benef8t)
7. Ore*gun*ian (pink bumper sticker)

Sippin' Perry Atop 130 Yr. Old Bar Tops

This is an American Shuffleboard (and yes, it is dead ass long)

Perry: Fermented pear juice aka pear cider

Portland is full of surprises. All the time.

There is an unlisted bar (at least on Google maps) that is tucked away within the 7 story tall annex of a still very popular 70 year old theater that is home to a 130 year old bar top. And two American shuffleboard tables. Plus like 7 or so pool tables spread out over four rooms and three floors.

All of that exists within an absolutely unpretentious atmosphere. And pints are $6!